Jimmy Fallon's Thank You Notes from Friday, June 18, 2010

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Thank you, Celtics star Paul Pierce, for having the heart of a champion, and the facial hair of a 7th grader who just hit puberty.

Thank you, summer barbecues, fow always having fun family games like horseshoes, croquet, and let's see how many daiquiris Grandma can drink before she gets racist.

Thank you, fancy restaurant wine list, for providing me with plenty of notable choices to ignore while I look for the second-least expensive bottle on the menu.

Thank you, Father's Day, for being the entire reason the Brookstone store exists. Whether it's a personal foot massager or a motorized tie rack, a grill fork, or a motorized tie rack massager grill fork combination. Brookstone's got you covered.

Thank you, weird chest hair at summer pool parties, for making me tell my niece, "No, that's not a Daddy Longlegs, that's four wiry hairs growing out of my nipple".

Thank you, lucky rabbit's foot. Nothing brings me more chronic luck that clutching the severed foot of an unlucky bunny.

Thank you, company in Colorado that created Vegan-friendly condoms, for making it much safer for vegetarians to put meat in their body.

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